hell won't have me

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foxnewsofficial:

walk into the club like “what’s the wifi password” 

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

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